A question for all my writer friends: Do
you remember when you first decided to write a book?
For me, the idea of writing a novel struck
with a sudden and stunning ferocity, a road-to-Damascus-type epiphany that had
me wondering if I’d lost my mind somewhere along the safe and orderly pathways of
my everyday life. I mean, there I was, one moment engrossed in an Elizabeth
George novel, lost in a passage of her typically eloquent descriptive narrative
and the next, jerked out of the story and nearly blinded by the thought - ‘I can do this.’
By this,
I don’t mean that I could write with anything like the genius of Ms. George,
but that I could tell a story, hopefully, in such a way as to engage a reader
pleasantly enough to get him or her to the last page. That was the idea and it
wouldn’t leave me alone. By morning, I had the arc of story all mapped out in
my mind and by 9AM I was at the bookstore, buying every
‘how-to-write-a-successful-novel’ tome I could lay my hands on. I learned quite
a lot from those books, not the least of which is that, unless you’re writing
complete fantasy (and possibly, even then), getting your facts in order
requires some research. As Elizabeth George states in her book, Write Away: “It’s tough to make a place
come to life unless you’ve been there and allowed your five senses to
experience it.” Logical.
Except that I live in South Africa and I’d set my novel in the United States.
Ohio, to be
exact. Okay, I can just see my friend Haggis rolling his eyes and making
gagging noises but I needed a state with the death penalty and yes, I could
have simply thrown a dart at a map of the U.S.
but it would have landed on Ohio
anyway. (I tend to slice my golf swing, too.)
Research? That’s what the internet’s for,
isn’t it? And besides, I’ve watched almost every episode of Law and Order. How hard could it be?
Ha!
Three paragraphs into chapter 1 and I hit
the first of many stumbling blocks. For example, the internet has plenty
pictures of the Wayne
County courthouse but no
amount of Google searches could tell me what type of trees are planted in the
pavements surrounding it. What the internet could
deliver was a fair number of email addresses of people in that county, so I
launched an email fact-finding mission. I got zero replies. Not surprising,
really. What would you think if you got an email from someone in Africa, asking for your help in writing a book? Exactly.
Thanks for nothing, Nigeria.
The next step, I figured, was to try
the personal touch. Telephone numbers are also quite easy to find, so I tried
calling people who I though might be willing to help once I’d explained what I
needed the information for. Ha, again. “You’re calling from where? South Africa?
I don’t think so.” – clunk. All I got was a telephone bill set to exceed my
mortgage. I tried one last call – to the sheriff’s department.
The receptionist answered and after a
moment or two of silence, heavily laced with skepticism, (I could tell), she
put me through to the Deputy Sheriff. I could hardly believe it. Not only was
he friendly and understanding, but totally willing to help me in any way he
could. Wow! We exchanged email addresses and I was back in the writing
business. For a while, at least.
In no time at all I was getting an
education in police procedures but deputy sheriffs are busy people, being
second in command and all that, so there was a limit, I felt, on just how many
questions one could pester him with. Despite large maps and pictures pasted all
over my study walls, I still wasn’t getting a ‘feel’ for the place and my
writing was flat and unconvincing. Either I was going to have give it up or go see
the place for myself. The latter was a pipe dream. My rainy-day savings account
didn’t hold enough for a foggy morning, let alone a round trip across the Atlantic. Then, a series of events changed everything.
I hate to use the word ‘miraculous’,
it’s somewhat clichéd and wholly subjective but as an adjective, it comes
pretty close to describing what happened.
It began with an email from my
insurance company advising me that a small retirement annuity had matured and
asking me whether I wanted to cash it out or reinvest. The amount was
surprising, even after tax. Enough, it appeared, to get me round-trip air
ticket, economy class of course, and a stay in the cheapest flea-bag motel
available but no money for food or car rentals. My hubby didn’t quite take to
the idea of my sleeping on a park bench, no matter how romantic I made it
sound. And though he offered to make up the difference, this was something I
had to do myself. If it bombed, and there was no saleable manuscript at the
end, I didn’t want anyone else to have thrown good money after bad.
One evening, while sitting out on the
patio, trying to let go the idea of ‘reality research’ a thought almost
literally slapped me over the head. A quick search of the internet revealed
that yes, there was a Salvation Army branch in Wayne county. I dashed off an email,
explaining who I was etc. and asking if they knew of a family who had a spare room
available and maybe needed some extra cash. Twelve hours later I had a reply:
“We have a two-bedroom apartment in our complex that you may use free of
charge.” Okay. I take it back. If that’s not miraculous then I don’t know what is. God bless you, Major West!
One last hurdle to go. Most American
folk probably don’t know that it’s notoriously difficult to get a visa for the US and I was
warned by several friends not to get my hopes up too far. But I did anyway. Having
filled in the forms online, and received an appointment, I duly presented
myself for the interview at the US Consulate here in Johannesburg. The attractive young lady who
interviewed me took all my paperwork and checked boxes on the form in front of
her. Then she asked me where I’d be staying. I told her and handed over yet
more paperwork. “Oh,” she said, “Wooster.
I graduated from the College
of Wooster. What will you
be doing there?” I explained about my research and her face lit up. “You’ll
love it there. It’s a really great city.” And just like that, I had my visa.
Now, I ask you, what are the odds that of all the people in the US Consulate
that could have interviewed me that day, I get the one person who’s been to
college in the very county
of Ohio that I plan to
visit? A small college, a big planet, and I meet that lady! I’m sure it didn’t hurt that I don’t have a criminal
record or unpaid taxes – but still, that m-word haunts me.
And that was just the beginning of a
truly incredible adventure. I was on my way to America, more excited than I can
begin to describe.
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So, my writer friends, that moment when you first decided to write a book. Do you recall it? Are you willing to share it? Please leave a comment, I'd love to hear from you.
Every time one of my characters blinks an eye, I have to read a textbook... =DD
ReplyDeleteHi Westie. I understand that. Always better to make sure that the facts are just that - facts. :)
DeleteThem voices snuck up and whapped me over the head with a crowbar or something. Then they made me get into the car and start down the road. Several times they grabbed the steering wheel and changed direction or stopped to pick up a stranger. Eventually I got to the destination.
ReplyDeleteAlong the road, they made me do all of the research, which was fairly sizable.
They did the same thing for the second book and have kidnapped me again. I am escaping from Moose Rapids, Quebec and relocating near Moose Pond, Maine, but they seem to know all of that and are jabbing needles in me as I go.
Them voices seem to be talking a whole lot of sense. Hope you have a good trip to Maine. Have a lobster for me. :D
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